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What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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Where the hell are ya? 

It’s been a few days, and I need a laugh. Have you finally figured it out? I have to admit, I’m torn. Like, I’m disappointed in your subpar intellect if you haven’t figured it out. But if you have, then I’m disappointed that the fun will stop. 

Let’s get real, without you this blog is nothing but distant memories and recollections of voicemails. I need fresh material. So get on it.  

Thank you, call again. 

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